ASS HOLE

ex-husband: So who are you dating now?
me: Why?
me: Who are you dating now?
ex-husband: no-one
me: Okay, who are you fucking now?
ex-husband: no-one
ex-husband: Who are you fucking now?
me: no-one
ex-husband: Would you like to meet up at your mom's house for a quickie?
me: Don't you think your wife would get pissed?

Okay let me start at the beginning.

The everyday route between school and work has become my phone time. I call and make sure all is a go with Thomas and his schedule of Momma, Nanna, Daddy, Granny, and Daycare time. I call my best friend and find out about her business, which I religiously keep a log of. I call work checking to see whats up with the boss, if he is in the office, and who the gossip is about today. I call the movies to see if there is anything interesting this week. You get the picture. Today, I called my ex-husband to make sure he remebered that he had to pick Thomas up from Daycare. We stay on a schedule with days and who picks him up, but Momma feels much better if I make that extra attempt to reassure myself. My worst fear is that he ends up the last child there after everyone has gone home, and it's just him and the teacher with the lights off and her thumbing her fingers impatiently trying to reach one of his caregivers. Anyway, after I asked my ex-husband if he remembered he was picking up Thomas from daycare, he casually asked me for a quickie. I will say that I did not cut him off short when I figured out where the conversation was going, but I am not the one married. I would love for everyone to know that this gives me great pleasure to hear my ex-husband spout out these words like he has done it 1,000 times over. You might think it's because I want him back, or that I am still in love with him. The truth is that it completely reassures me that I made the right decision to leave this man, got a lawyer, took him to court, and freed myself. Being a single mom and broke is hard enough but when you occasionally have the thought weighing on your mind that you made a mistake, it's even worse. I knew all along my husband was capable of such deception but to actually have proof is such a relief. You see... my ex-husband is a newlywed. He has been married for 13 months and already wants to cheat on her. My ex-husband is the biggest ASS HOLE this side of the Mississippi.